Manufacturer: Lelo Material: silicone and plastic Color: Purple Length: 8.75″ Insertable Length: 5.25″ Circumference: 4.25″ Clitoral Arm: 2 3/8″ Vibration type: Rumbly Vibration Strength: 5/5 Waterproof: yes Power: Rechargeable Purchase at: Lelo $199 TL;DR Everything is […]
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All eye on you: Polyphemus by Masturgasm Review
Manufacturer: TSX Toys Made in the USA Material: PVC Length: 13.75″ Insertable length: 12″ Girth: 11″ Harness compatible: Yes; with big enough ring Suction cup: yes Safe for anal: yes Purchase at: Masturgasm $85.90 TL;DR With […]
Can we take a minute to talk about Sex Workers and Kangaroos?
My nature documentary addiction has taught me some very important lessons. One, sharks who give live birth have some sort of apex predator shit on eleven thing going on. Two, should I step foot in […]
A Queer World
So, here’s my dream: I want a world where there is no assumption. A world that doesn’t have a default state for attraction. I want a world that doesn’t ask each person if they like […]
Basic Beau Redux: Beau from Blush Novelties
Manufacturer: Blush Novelties Color: Blue Length: 9″ Insertable Length: 7.5″ Circumference: 5″ Vibration type: barely buzzy Vibration Strength: 3.5/5 Power: AA batteries (2) Review: Blush Novelties went back to the drawing board and tweaked their motors […]
A Little Help: Rhino Sleeves by Traz
Stampede: Manufaturer: Traz Length: 8″ Internal Diameter: 1.25″ External Diameter: 2″ Circumference: 6.25″ Thickness: 0.25″ Purchase at: Rhino by Traz $79.95 Review: It’s a bit rare for us to try out a completely new kind of […]
A little Piece of Shame
I’m a size queen. I’m not concerned with the size of my partners. Inches don’t equal passion. Inches aren’t hands, teeth, tongues, lips, or hips. Inches aren’t the conversations, emotions, connections, or trust. Some people, […]
AN ode to Blow Jobs
I love having a dick in my mouth. I fantasize about it. I often masturbate with a dildo in my mouth. Some of my favorite erotic scenarios on my bucket list involve blow jobs. The […]
A New Perspective…
Stats: Location: Too Far Away Height: 6’2″ Mohawk: yes Tattoos: Yes TL;DR I’m bringing on a guest blogger. Work is crazy busy so my reviews have been slowing down. I don’t want to fail you […]
A Little Something: Silicone Rechargeable Rabbit by Bondara
Manufacturer: Material: silicone and plastic Color: Pink and Silver Length: 8.75″ Insertable Length: 4″ Circumference: 4.5″ Clitoral Arm: 2″ Vibration type: buzzy Vibration Strength: 3/5 Waterproof: splash proof Power: Rechargeable Purchase at: Bondara $40.38 TL;DR There […]
BDSM and Chronic Pain
So, should I start with BDSM or my chronic pain? They are both so intertwined into my being that I don’t know how to unknot them from each other. “I assess the power of a […]
Boundaries
I love hard. I tell this to all my new partners. I tell them this knowing that they won’t understand. Not yet at least. But they will. It’s one of the things that makes me […]