Category: Reviews

Basic Beau Redux: Beau from Blush Novelties

Manufacturer: Blush Novelties Color: Blue Length: 9″ Insertable Length: 7.5″ Circumference: 5″ Vibration type: barely buzzy Vibration Strength: 3.5/5 Power: AA batteries (2) Review: Blush Novelties went back to the drawing board and tweaked their motors […]

A Little Help: Rhino Sleeves by Traz

Stampede: Manufaturer: Traz Length: 8″ Internal Diameter: 1.25″ External Diameter: 2″ Circumference: 6.25″ Thickness: 0.25″ Purchase at: Rhino by Traz $79.95 Review: It’s a bit rare for us to try out a completely new kind of […]

A New Perspective…

Stats: Location: Too Far Away Height: 6’2″ Mohawk: yes Tattoos: Yes TL;DR I’m bringing on a guest blogger. Work is crazy busy so my reviews have been slowing down. I don’t want to fail you […]

A Little Something: Silicone Rechargeable Rabbit by Bondara

Manufacturer:  Material: silicone and plastic Color: Pink and Silver Length:  8.75″ Insertable Length: 4″ Circumference: 4.5″ Clitoral Arm: 2″ Vibration type: buzzy Vibration Strength: 3/5 Waterproof: splash proof Power:  Rechargeable  Purchase at: Bondara $40.38 TL;DR There […]

30 Seconds: Soraya by Lelo

Manufacturer: Lelo Material: silicone and plastic Color: Purple Length:  8.75″ Insertable Length: 5.25″ Circumference: 4.25″ Clitoral Arm: 2 3/8″ Vibration type: Rumbly Vibration Strength: 5/5 Waterproof: yes Power:  Rechargeable Purchase at: Lelo $199 TL;DR Everything is […]

Back to Basics: Slender G Waterproof Vibrator by Doc Johnson

Manufacturer: Doc Johnson Color: Teal Length: 9.5″/8″ Circumference: 4.75″ Vibration type: Slightly on the buzzy side Vibration Strength: 4/5 Power: AA batteries (2) Purchase at:  Good Vibrations $20 Tl;DR I’m torn on this one. I appreciate […]

Basic Beau: Beau by Blush Novelties Vibrator Review

Manufacturer: Blush Novelties Color: Blue Length: 9″/7.5″ Circumference: 5: Vibration type: Rumbly Vibration Strength: 3/5 Power: AA batteries (2) Purchase at: $22.68 TL:DR Beau is a very nice basic vibrator. Blush Novelties took the classic […]

Back to Basics: Walnut Paddle by Sporkwood Review

Manufacturer: Sporkwood Material: Walnut wood Paddle Length: 7″ Handle Length: 5″ Total Length: 12″ Width: 3″ Thickness: 1″ Purchase at: Sporkwood $19.99 15% off with code KRISSY during checkout TL;DR This paddle by Sporkwood is gorgeous, affordable, […]

All eye on you: Polyphemus by Masturgasm Review

Manufacturer: TSX Toys Made in the USA Material: PVC Length: 13.75″ Insertable length: 12″ Girth: 11″ Harness compatible: Yes; with big enough ring Suction cup: yes Safe for anal: yes Purchase at: Masturgasm $85.90 TL;DR With […]